I Double Dare You - Road to the Middle Class

I wish I could say my decision was prompted an exquisite reason, but it was not. I have, as they say, no good reason, but I have reason good enough. My reason is to stick it in the eye of the liberals.

Back in the 1990s when the liberals last cocked a snook at the National Rifle Association I responded decisively. I went straight to the NRA website and contributed $100. When the mainstream media started to rumble against the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, I googled up their website, and contributed $100. This year I’m all riled up about the Salvation Army and the Boy Scouts, and so should you.

Someone (and I wonder who) has come up with the bright idea that big retail stores shouldn’t allow the Salvation Army bell ringers to solicit at their doors because it’s not right to show favoritism to one charity over another. So Target and Mervyn’s, among others one presumes, decided not to allow the Salvation Army to solicit for contributions at their stores this year.

This sort of thing really gets me riled up. It sends me to a-googling, looking up websites where I can make on-line contributions. Talk show host Hugh Hewitt is riled up too, and he’s running a campaign to shame Target into revoking its ban. Mervyn’s has already caved.

The Salvation Army is founded upon the radical notion that the life of a selfish loser and a drunk can be utterly transformed by a practical helping hand and by the faith that Jesus cares about him and loves him. And it works.

I’m going to double my usual $100 contribution to the Salvation Army. I dare you to do the same.

Then there’s the Boy Scouts of America. Lord Baden Powell started the Boy Scout movement because he wanted to take ten-year-old cigarette-smoking toughs off the city sidewalks and remake them in the image of army scouts, the kind he had led in the Boer War.

It is, of course, entirely appropriate that the ACLU and other liberal activist groups are harrassing the Boy Scouts. If the Boy Scouts are right that the way to socialize young boys in the inner cities is through faith in God, service to the community, and an education for outdoor adventure, then the liberal program of socialization: one-size-fits-all government schools, Ritalin, single parent families, and gay scoutmasters is all wrong.

And if that were true, what would the liberals in their sinecures do then, poor things.

In The Enemies of Civilization, Lee Harris recently explained why the Boy Scout idea works. The great achievement of western civilization since the Greeks, he explained, has been to transform the natural teenage boys’ gang culture into the culture of the team. The animating idea of the West is its war against the “eternal gang of ruthless men.” It fights this war by socializing teenage boys into teams, from sexual predators into husbands. The gang fights just to rape and pillage; the team fights to build order and increase. In the old days the Greeks molded their youth into hoplite heavy infantry; today we mold college graduates infantilized by liberal professors into world-beating corporate teams.

The British figured it out. With Baden Powell, they learned how to turn their urban youth from the culture of the gang to the culture of the team. Even the Germans figured it out. General von Seekt determined to build an army of soldiers that were “self-reliant, self-confident, dedicated, and joyful in taking responsibility.” It is not, of course, an accident that the culture of the armed forces of the United States is drenched in the ideology of the team.

In its early years, the Boy Scouts had a bit a problem with pedophiles, who naturally seek out opportunities for interaction with young boys. They decided not to allow avowed homosexuals to act as scoutmasters. They instituted, as self-governing societies will, a sensible rule to further protect their boys from sexual predation. They decided that an adult could never be alone with a scout. William Tucker explained a few years ago what this rule means in practice. If a scout gets ill at camp and has to go home, then two adults must drive him the 40 miles to the bus station. And then drive back to camp.

Liberals are right to attack the Salvation Army and the Boy Scouts of America. They stand for everything that liberals abhor. But we should support these venerable institutions that celebrate the Anglospheric idea of self-government. You can contribute to the Salvation Army at www.1800salarmy.org. You can contribute to the Boy Scouts of America at www.givetobsa.org.

Go ahead: Double your contribution. I dare you!

Christopher Chantrill blogs at americanmanifestobook.blogspot.com.

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