Never Misunderestimate

IF WINSTON Churchill had said: “Never, never, never, never misunderestimate your adversary” instead of never to give in, it still wouldn’t have helped the Bush-haters. After all, they said that Coolidge was a fool, Eisenhower was half asleep, and Reagan an amiable dunce. Will they never learn?

But I am not afraid to give a little advice to the other side. Here it is, liberals. Don’t misunderestimate George W. Bush.

Oh, I understand why you can’t stand the guy. You thought that you had finally turned the corner on reading middle-class white guys out of the culture. You thought that you had ended the era of force and power politics, ushering in the new multinational era of diplomacy and negotiation. Because violence never solves anything, and you can’t solve social problems unless you are able to decenter yourself and put yourself in the place of the Social Other.

So when George W. Bush went to visit the Queen, you were all ready with the sneers. Give that speechwriter an award, you said as Bush spelled out his strategy against terror one more time, to an audience in the Banqueting Hall just up Whitehall from Downing Street. Yes, his handlers did quite a good job, didn’t they, making him sound articulate and charming to an invited audience of foreign policy analysts. Har de har har.

Maybe it’s because I’ve braved the frowns of the liberal bookstore clerks over the years to read a little about war and strategy that I’ve developed a different take on men and affairs. Sorry, liberals, I just don’t get the feeling that Bush is a dunce. When I watch Bush at work, I get the feeling of a strategic mind at work. I see a man sure of his goal, used to assessing the situation, taking advice, weighing the options, and making a strategic decision.

The thing about strategy is that you don’t see it until it’s over. You watch the Allied forces battling on the beachhead in Normandy and they finally break through on the right and drive to Avranches. A couple of days it all becomes clear when a little French village gets its fifteen minutes of fame as the Third Army of General Patton races around the German army to close the Falaise Gap.

Take the tax cut issue. In 2001, Bush wasn’t able to get a tax cut that took effect immediately. Congress wasn’t ready to sign away all that lovely revenue, not till the out years. So Bush took what he could get. Two years later the strategic situation had change, and the conventional wisdom was outraged that the economy still wasn’t cooking. Something must be done! OK, says Bush. How about we bring all the tax cuts forward so that they take effect right now? Shazam! Says Wall Street, and Krugman watchers start making book on how many times he will say that tax cuts never work before the economy proves him wrong.

The truth is that you liberals have become lazy. Ensconced in your sinecures, you can afford to be out of touch. You can sneer at malls, at church, family, and stay-at-home moms, because you can afford to. You have tenure and nobody can touch you. So the Clintons won the 1992 election and threw it all away with the strategic blunder of Hillarycare. Al Gore threw away the 2000 election with a narrow message appealing to the Democratic base by Fighting for the People Against the Powerful.

And as you lose election after election, you start to sound like nineteenth century Tory squires. How ungrateful Americans are, you whine. Sixty years ago, we saved the little people in the New Deal, and now their children can afford to vote Republican.

Meanwhile, deep in the White House, Karl Rove is hatching up a plan to carve off another chunk of Democratic votes.

You liberals are selfish. You only think about yourselves, making the world safe for well-educated liberal scions to live a life of creative ease, cooking up theories of how many marginalized communities you can count on the head of a pin.

Wake up liberals! Forget your fashionable diversions! Bush and Rove are stealing your lunch! It’s time to think about what the American people want. Good jobs (for Americans as well as well-connected liberals). Affordable housing (for Americans as well as trust-fund liberals). Good schools (based on the astonishing idea that mothers get to choose the school their kids attend). Good marriages (between a man and a woman). Better transportation (that means roads for the 90 percent of Americans who drive to work). Civil society (that means we don’t solve every social problem with a government program run by liberals). Oh, and then there’s the radical notion of reforming Social Security and Medicare.

If you don’t work on these problems, Bush will. You know, the guy who can’t speak right.

Never Misunderestimate

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